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Post by CHRISSYBOO ^_^ on Oct 15, 2006 13:44:36 GMT -5
Biju: OH TREE I'VE FINELY FOUND YOU! *hugs the tree*
me: uhhhh biju you feeling ok?
biju: Yes iam! better then ever! i've found my long lost freind the tree
me; 0.0
jackal: *walks out on stage* *walks into tree*
yoko: o.o
me: o.o
jackal: THATS IT! I'M CALLING BOB THE BUILDER TO GET RIDE OF THIS DANM TREE
me: couldn't we just call mob the builder and avoied my baby cousents old favorite cartoon?
jack: no
me: *sigh*
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Post by Shakujou on Oct 15, 2006 13:48:57 GMT -5
Me: ^^;;
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Post by CHRISSYBOO ^_^ on Oct 15, 2006 13:54:17 GMT -5
Me: uhh we'll be back after i beat my co-workers to death- i mean respect my co-workers and treat them like i'm there slave! *stiffs a laugh*
jackal: -_- oh sure
Yoko: -_-
biju: *wispers~ i won't let them take you tree!* -_-
tree: 0.0
painter: *licks his lips and eyes my new budgie carl*
me: PAINTER BOH M___ANT DON'T YOU DARE EAT MY BUDGIE
carl: *chirp*
me: *hugs carls cage*
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Post by Shakujou on Oct 15, 2006 14:00:40 GMT -5
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Post by CHRISSYBOO ^_^ on Nov 5, 2006 19:20:30 GMT -5
Carl{bird cage sitting on an end table next to my seat}: *chirp* 0.0
Me: *walks out in jeans and a camo t-shirt* Hiya peeps and welcome to the cm show!
jackal: *storms on stage with bandages and brusies*
me: 0.0 what happed to you? did yoko's father find out you were dating yoko?
jackal:NO A BUDGIE DRIVEING A BUS RAN ME OVER! *GLARES AT CARL*
carl: *chirp*
me: -_- are you sure it was my budgie? I mean it could of been the ....uh...MASKED...uhh The masked budgie murder!
Jackal: *hands me a tag that says 'My name is; carltion'* I found this at the scean of the crime!
Yoko: *walks on stage* *looks at jackie* Wow...Did my dad find out we were dating?
jackal: NO CHRISTINA`S INSANE ASSAINT BUDGIE RAN ME OVER WITH A BUS!
yoko: 0.0 ....okay jackie i think its time for you to see the lovley lady in the white jacket.
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Post by Shakujou on Nov 5, 2006 19:22:51 GMT -5
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Post by CHRISSYBOO ^_^ on Nov 5, 2006 19:40:35 GMT -5
me: * Jumps up out of seat* there are 4 things dumb with what you just said jackie!
1. Carl is way too small to drive a bus
2. i never let him out of his cage
3. he is not the insane kinda bird
4. HIS CAGE WAS IN MY ROOM LAST NIGHT!
Jackal:THEN HE WENT OUT WHEN YOU WERE ASLEEP!
Me: I NEVER SLEEP! AND I HAVE A LOCK ON HIS CAGE
Jackal: HE KNOWS HOW TO PICK A LOCK AND YOU DO TOO SLEEP! EITHER THAT OR YOUR TEENY LITTLE BRAIN WAS INSIDE A SIMS GAME!
me: I STOPPED PLAYING SIMS AT 12:00AM BECAUSE I WANTED TO WATCH FURTURERAMA
Jackal:THAT SHOW IS BAD
Me: SO IS YOUR FACE
Jackal: NICE COME BACK POINT DEXTOR
Me: SARCASUM IS NOT THE WAY WEAKLING
Jackal: DUMB KID
Me: BULLY
Jackal: FATTY
ME: ...I'm outta insults
jackal: UGLY!
Me: *teary eyed*
jackal: are you gonna!
me: *bigger teary eyed*
jjackal: NO DON'T
Me: *screams and cries at the same time* YOUR FIRED!
Jackal: Huh?
Me: FIRED!
Jackal: Huh!
Me: F-I-R-E-D! FIRED! GET OFF THE STAGE
Yoko: Jackie! its over! I can't be with anyone who is that rude!
Jackal: *runs off stage and tries to to cry*
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Post by Shakujou on Nov 5, 2006 19:47:11 GMT -5
Me: .....
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Post by CHRISSYBOO ^_^ on Nov 5, 2006 19:55:25 GMT -5
Yoko: *sits next to me*
me: ...I don't know.....I...I just don't know what to say people.....
biju: But we still have another 12 mintues to this episode!
Me:....Okay.... Why don't you do the next report...uh....yoko
yoko: *tears down cheeks* *shakes head*
Me...um... Jd?
Jd: *keeps sleeping*
me: *Sighs* * Turns on radio*
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Post by Shakujou on Nov 5, 2006 19:57:04 GMT -5
Me: ....
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Post by CHRISSYBOO ^_^ on Nov 5, 2006 20:03:31 GMT -5
Me: I wonder if the producer of my show would be okay if i watched jerry springer wile i 'host' this dumb show
Yoko: Proably not.
me: Who asked you? _-_
Yoko:Y-
Me: i was asking randomly!
Yoko: b-
Me: *turns on tv*
yoko: I-
Me: Gosh why are you such a chatter box?
yoko:-_-
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Post by Shakujou on Nov 5, 2006 20:07:20 GMT -5
Me: *blinks*
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Post by CHRISSYBOO ^_^ on Nov 5, 2006 20:10:59 GMT -5
me: We'll be back after this bief Break
Yoko: psh More like hour long
Me: shutup yoyo
*goes to previwes*
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Post by Shakujou on Nov 5, 2006 20:14:01 GMT -5
*time passes*
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Post by CHRISSYBOO ^_^ on Nov 12, 2006 1:43:40 GMT -5
Me:Hiya folks! I have great new tonight!
Yoko: You dieing of cancer! ^_^
me: uh no
yoko: your dieing of demonia
me:-_- no
yoko: your die-
me: NO
yoko: *sigh* then what?
me: *cough*Were tapeing the shows on weekends too now!
Yoko/des/bijou/marron/painter/inuscruf/Oh you get the point: O.O WHAT!?
me: Thats right! more shows more work for you guys!
yoko: *Faints*
marron: *enjoys a lollypop* I don't work for ya'll
bijou: Lucky *blocked* HEY WHAT THE! *bLOCKED*
Me: Yah the peeps at the tv station said i had to start cencering the show cuz the parents of kidz were *blocked*ing -_-
painter: *growls at scruffy*
scruffy: *attacks painter*
both cats: *fight*
me: HEY THE PEEPS AT THE TV STATion SAID NO MORE VIOLENTS EITHER!
Bijou: or else
Me: they replace our show and make us all act in a soap oprea.
Yoko:*wakes up* But i like soap operas.
Me: Yeah but only since you asked jackie boy to take you back and you found out he was with des again.
Yoko: *cries*
Me:playing with people's feelings is fun ^_^
Marron: *evil laugh*
me: Woha thats creepy!
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