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Post by Knoll on Jan 10, 2006 23:10:11 GMT -5
Hmmm
Tseng getting stabbed+"Hey tseng theres a sword in your stomach!"= >.<
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Post by Knoll on Jul 3, 2007 2:37:44 GMT -5
Ok! To bring people up to speed, after AGES of neglecting this topic, along with many of the other ones here, I decided to reenter myself into fanfic writing with this topic!.
Elena already dated Reno, and Rude, and is on her way to dating Rufus.
Chapter 3: Bucking For a Raise
Elena stepped up to the counter of a small gas station in the middle of nowhere, between Edge, and the lodge Rufus, and the others were resting in. Reno was out of the hospital, and Rude had fixed his door successfully, both were now caring for the Shinra president, while fending off the onslaughts of Yuffie, who was constantly trying to seduce the young blond. Tseng was looking for things to increase popularity in Edge, and make a new name for Shinra. Poor Elena was now stuck between both places, sending messages (Mostly because the Turks were too lazy to buy their own cell phones) between both parties.
The cashier brought up the total. Five bags of potato chips, three canisters of dip, three water canteens, ten survival rations, and for Reno, a package of condoms, like he ordered regularly(Although all of them went unused, and remain hidden underneath his bed). The cashier was speechless. What was this young girl going to do with all of the food, and a large pack of condoms? Regardlessly, he showed her the total on his very old-looking cash register.
Elena smiled uneasily as his beady eyes peered, and scanned her. With one hand in holding wallet, and the other digging in for money, she laughed shakily as he continued to watch her from behind the counter.
Oh uh..
Her hands touched the bottom of the wallet, feeling the warm leather crease in the bottom. She had no money whatsoever. Zero. Zip. Nada.
"Uh oh.."
The cashier looked unamused.
"Well, are you gonna pay?"He asked with heavy annoyance in his tone.
"W-Well I...I.." She began to stutter, and grow nervous under the piercing look of the pig of a cashier. His fingers tapped heavily against the wood of the counter, resulting in heavy thudding, increasing her anxiety greatly. "I-I...."
Before she could answer, he shoved all of the items into a nearby bin, and walked behind the counter, grabbing what appeared to be a smutty magazine. It fluttered onto the counter, sliding to wards nervous Elena. It spinned to a stop, the cover showing a busty woman, less then half naked. A total turn on.
"See that? Take it, and look into the back of the book, there's an application for a....Er....Model.."He grunted, and walked into the back of the store, taking a fresh copy for display.
Elena squeaked, and took the magazine, before shyly stepping out of the store, covered in embarrassment.
Well...Atleast Reno can go without condoms..
The sound of brakes, and the car ignition going off can be heard from inside the lodge, where two turks were looking for a female ninja.
"She's here!"Exclaimed Reno, hungry for food, and other items.
Her small, frail frame slipped into the lodge, shaking, and red in shameful behavior. Elena's head hung from her neck, eyes staring down at the floor, teary, and ready to burst at any moment.
"Well, Did you get them?!"Asked Reno eagerly.
Elena pressed the magazine against his chest, and moved over to the couch, before slumping down on it.
"Oof!"Came from underneath her couch cushion, before squiggly could clearly be seen, before coming down to rest again.
Rude remained silent, but shoved Reno in his place. Rude's job was primarily to make sure that no one got into Rufus's secluded room, where Rufus was trying his best to avoid being seduced by the likes of a wutain ninja.
Reno sat down next to Elena, looking very concerned, and sensitive, just when the situation called for it. More struggling could be seen.
"What's wrong, Elena?"He asked, one arm wrapping around her shoulders.
She sniffled, and sobbed before turning her face to Reno. Big droplets of tears began to cascade down her cheeks, only to join at her chin, and drip to her pants.
"Oh Reno!"She sobbed, forcing her face on his chest.
His arms wrapped around her upper torso, and he leaned his head against hers.
"Now-now, calm down, what happened?"
Elena sobbed incoherent blabber into his chest, tensing here, and there. Reno nodded along, deciphering each bit of her sob-talk. After a bit of sobbing, and choking, and tears, she pulled her face away, and looked up to Reno, still shocked.
He sighed.
"She didn't have enough money, soooo the guy offered her a porn magazine with a job application in the back,"Reno translated.
"Where are they hiring?- Uh...I mean...Im sorry.."Rude's cheeks turned a darker shade of brown, if only for a moment.
Reno sighed, feeling the big wet spot Elena had left on his shirt.
"I'll talk to Rufus.."He said, and pushed himself off the couch.
Reno walked over to the doorway, only to be intercepted by Rude's towering body.
"Move over!"He commanded, eyes glaring..
"No one is to get through,"Said Rude.
"It's me! Reno! Move over!"
"Prove it,"
"LET HIM IN RUDE!!!" Came from inside the room.
Squeak-Squeak-Squeak sounded the wheel chair as Rufus, and Elena stepped onto the floors of a very elegant restaurant.
d**ned Reno, I'll kill him for making me take Rufus to this place...Im Broke! But...This is the only way to get a raise.
The two took a seat a table. Elena took a seat, while Rufus simply rolled into the table.
"So...What's on your mind?"She asked.
The second Rufus opened his mouth, all hell broke loose. Elena sat there, listening to Rufus just BIT*H about his life so far. He was having bad luck in the stock-market, Yuffie was giving him a hassle day, and night, He couldn't get Reno away from dirty Magazines, he couldn't get Rude to talk, He found it hard to get out of bed, and to take a bath, His father was a piece of ****, Cloud was his brother, The promised land was not obtainable, and everything-EVERYTHING was going wrong.
Elena sat there, preparing to bash her head into the table, in order to end the conversation then, and there. Oh god! HE WON'T SHUT UP!!
Then, it was Elena's turn. Rufus sat there, eyes wide, body tensing up. She began to wine, and complain about everything. They guys she dated were all morons, Reno was perverted, and was still trying to hit on her even though she out him in a hospital, Rude was constantly begging her to shine his bald head, Men believed she should be a porn star, Tseng had yet to ask her on a date WITHOUT getting stabbed.
Unlike Elena, Rufus was much more blunt, and was less sympathetic then she was.
"OH for the love of god Elena! STOP WINING!!"He exclaimed, sending a wave of silence over the entire establishment.
"You WINE, and you COMPLAIN about EVERYTHING!!"He shouted,"You have no concept of hard work! You are annoying and impatient! You get over excited about every little thing! AND YOU NEVER STOP!!"
There was a knock on Tseng's door, and before he could answer it, Elena barged in, crying her big blue eyes out. He blinked.
"Elena! What's wrong?!"He inquired, catching her as she stumbled forward.
"R-Rufus...h-he...h-he said...all these mean things...that were only partly true!"
Like before, she sobbed into his chest, and began to sob a language only Reno, and Tseng could listen to properly. He nodded, and cuddled her as she sobbed on. After what seemed to be hours, Elena cried herself to sleep, and Tseng had let her rest in his bed.
He flipped on his home phone, and brought the reciever to his chin.
"Yes, Yuffie, I have a job for you.."
At around midnight, Reno, and Rude were a sleep, sleeping in their bunks in the room next to Rufus's.
"Y-Yuffie?! Wh-What is the meaning of- OH!![/u]"
Booth men tumbled out of their bunks, Rude fell onto the floor, and Reno, after falling off the higher bunk, landed atop Rude.
"What the?"Questioned Reno curiously as they both pressed their ears against the wall.
"YUFFIE![/u] N=No! S-Stop! A-Ah! Ah!![/u]
Reno's cheeks turned a dark red as Rude pressed his face closer.
TBC
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Post by Shakujou on Jul 3, 2007 2:42:57 GMT -5
Wow, poor Elena. ><
Why is Rufus still in a wheelchair? Yuffie is so scary though.
But yeah, your spelling and grammar improved. ^_^
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Post by Knoll on Jul 3, 2007 2:45:53 GMT -5
Tanks!^^
I donno why I wrote Rufus in the wheelchair, I just thought it was somehting he could complain about.
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Post by Shakujou on Jul 3, 2007 2:47:37 GMT -5
Tseng is evil too
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Post by Knoll on Jul 3, 2007 2:48:54 GMT -5
lol, not really, just really protective xD
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Post by Shakujou on Jul 3, 2007 2:51:58 GMT -5
True.
Rufus: Hate you all. - -
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Post by Knoll on Jul 3, 2007 2:53:56 GMT -5
xD
Poor Rufus, seduced by a ninja xD
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Post by Shakujou on Jul 3, 2007 2:55:50 GMT -5
Yup. ^_^
Rufus: *takes out shotgun* *starts shooting*
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Post by Knoll on Jul 3, 2007 2:57:27 GMT -5
>.<
Hmm.. The last Chapter is going to be TsengXElena fluff
Yuffie:OWAAAAH!!*glomp from above*
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Post by Shakujou on Jul 3, 2007 2:58:24 GMT -5
Aww, Tseng and Elena. ^_^ Poor Reno though.
Rufus: *falls to ground* Ow......
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Post by Knoll on Jul 3, 2007 3:02:34 GMT -5
Reno has rude xD
Yuffie: :3
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Post by Shakujou on Jul 3, 2007 3:05:35 GMT -5
OMG, yaoi.  Rufus: Get off Yuffie |
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Post by Knoll on Jul 3, 2007 3:06:47 GMT -5
xD
Yuffie: But I like this! You make a good pillow :3
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Post by Shakujou on Jul 3, 2007 3:12:31 GMT -5
What about Tifa and Rude?
Rufus: So, you are disregarding my feelings in order to find amusement and pleasure for yourself only?
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