Post by Knoll on Jul 13, 2006 0:46:38 GMT -5
Because I was board.
Title:Advent Children Bloopers
Pairings: Various
Fandom:Advent Children
Rating:R
Genre: Comedy, Serious
Disclaimer:I don't own these things
Note: Viewer Discretion is advised
Take 1: Motorcycle scene.
The depressed Cloud set off to the secret hideout of the infamous Shinra President, Rufus Shinra. The road was bumpy, and it brought him to old times, memories of Zack rushed through his mind.
The Geostigma Suppuration was oozing down his arm, as two silver haired men rode off of a ledge and onto the Field Cloud was on. The blond looked back in shock to see the black figures form behind him.
A horrible feeling then overtook Cloud. It was a dark feeling that crept up his spine, and raged through his body, and it only made the pain of the Geostigma flare up once more.
Cloud battled through the darkness that chased him through the pain, and he began to engage against the two silver haired men.
"Where's Mother?!"They questioned, as they charged at Cloud.
"Mother?-"Said the blond as the three collided with each other.
Take 2: Wheelchair problems.
Cloud reached the Shinra Hideout, and was greeted by a familiar red head. Reno charged, and ended up on the other side of a locked door, with his ponytail stuck in it.
"Let me in d**nit!!"He shouted, tugging on his ponytail as his eyes began to water from the shearing pain.
"..."
"d**nit Rude!! HELP ME!!"Came a shout.
"Shachou-sanO_O!!"Replied the bouncer in the other room.
"Rude, look away our your paycheck will fly away.."said the voice.
A few minutes later Rufus Shinra was pushed out from the room to the left. The layers of clothing that was on his torso was all but on. Only his white shirt was on, and it sunk down passed his his with the buttons to the collar removed, ands showing his chest. His white cloak, and pants were gone, and only a tiny bit of his duck boxers showed. He would have clothed himself, but the handcuffs that bound both of his arms to one side of the chair had no key.
"Did the attack take away your clothes?"asked Cloud Stupidly.
The Shinra President glared at Cloud with the "You better not say anything" look. Cloud just snickered, and watched as Rufus went on about how he wanted to save the world, and bring smiles back to the children's faces. Though, his naked state brought a smile to a certain ninja.
Take 3: Loz Attacks.
The silver haired man found himself buried deep in the ground of the old abandoned church. He was brought down by the famous Tifa Lockheart. He often wondered what had brought him to a life like this, but one thing was clear: If he wanted something better he would have to fight his way through anything.
The victory ring tone filled the chapel, as Loz pulled himself up from under the debris of the church.
He answered his cell.
"She's not here..."He said sadly.
"I'm NOT Crying!!"He shouted a few seconds later.
After awhile, he nodded though people cant see him through a phone.
"I see, so thats two pepperoni Pizzas, 1 two liter of Pepsi, and three orders of breadsticks.."He said, repeating an order.
The embodiment of Sephiroth's strength planted a pizza delivery hat on his head, and walked out of the chapel.
Take 4: Perverted Ninja.
Bahamut Sin was trashing the city. Everyone everywhere was running in circles. It was strange to see a hundred, or so, people running in a circle to get away from a giant dragon. However, Cloud's company was there, and fighting to destroy the beast.
The young ninja was running up a big skyscraper, but the pouch on her back side had opened, and a small deck of cards fell to the city ground.
"Oh no!!"Shouted the ninja, as she released herself from the wall and landed on the ground.
She looked to see a group of girls, and a very feminine boy playing a card game.
"Got any 3s?"
"No, Go fish!"
The boy drew a card from the pile.
Yuffie looked to see her most cherished possession.
A big deck of cards, with pictures of a nude Rufus Shinra was being used to play go fish.
Take 5: Uh...Right
The FFVII Fangirls were getting pretty out of hand. They obsessed over three men. Cloud, Sephiroth, and Vincent., all other males in the series were obsolete, and were not worthy of being in such a great series.
Meanwhile, Cloud's group was fighting a giant dragon. The fighting formation used by the group was pretty simple, Shoot, bite, yell, throw, shoot, and stab. It was proving to be pretty useful, until Cid was knocked through the roof of a fangirl house.
She noticed the greasy, smelly fool that lay on her bed knocked out. Quickly, she called her friends, and they called their friends, and so on, Until over 30 girls stood at the foot of the bed.
3 hours later.
Cid stepped onto the street, only covering his body with an old street sign, nd he had thousands of scribbles, and comments written all over him.. He made his way over to Tifa, and the others. However, the sign wasn't bendable.
"Uh..Hello..Tifa...O///O//"Said the pilot.
Tifa, and barret starred down at Cid, looking horrified.
"The fangirls get you?"asked Barret.
The exposed Cid, just nodded.
"OMG! They shaved off all of your pubic hair!!
"Shouted the dark haired bar tender.
Cid looked off into the side of a building with shifty eyes.
"Uh...Right"
Take 6: Big Meanie
The two turks were fighting with Kadaj's crew. They fought, and fought, until both groups were exhausted.
Rude's glasses broke, but he quickly recovered to pull out another pair.However, the pair he put on looked rather different. They were a light shade of pink, and on the horns of the glasses, small stars were colored in.
Reno,Loz, and Yazoo all stared at Rude.
"What?!"He questioned before the fight stated again.
After a few minutes of fighting the groups stopped to converse for a few seconds.
"Some mother you have,"Said Reno sarcastically,"I'm sure she was great in the bedroom.
Yazoo and Loz glared.
"How dare you speak of our mother that way?!"shouted Yazoo.
"yeah! You big Meanies,"Said Loz.
Reno, Rude, and even Yazoo stared a Loz.
Take 7: Final Battle
The silver haired Tyrant floated into the sky, his one black wing keeping him afloat. The sky grew dark, as Cloud looked up in despair and hatred of the man in front of him.
"tell me what you cherish, so that I may have the pleasure of taking it from you,"Said the cold man, as he poised his sword.
"There's nothing I don't Cherish!!"Shouted Cloud, as he charged for him.
The two were interrupted as loud music filled the area.
The airship had been mutinied, and Yuffie, and Tifa now piloted it, as they let it's stereo system blast out a love song.
Only when I stop to think
About you, I know
Only when you stop to think
About me, do you know
I hate everything about you
Why do I love you
You hate everything about me
Why do you love me
I hate
You hate
I hate
You love me
I hate everything about you
Why do I love you
Title:Advent Children Bloopers
Pairings: Various
Fandom:Advent Children
Rating:R
Genre: Comedy, Serious
Disclaimer:I don't own these things
Note: Viewer Discretion is advised
Take 1: Motorcycle scene.
The depressed Cloud set off to the secret hideout of the infamous Shinra President, Rufus Shinra. The road was bumpy, and it brought him to old times, memories of Zack rushed through his mind.
The Geostigma Suppuration was oozing down his arm, as two silver haired men rode off of a ledge and onto the Field Cloud was on. The blond looked back in shock to see the black figures form behind him.
A horrible feeling then overtook Cloud. It was a dark feeling that crept up his spine, and raged through his body, and it only made the pain of the Geostigma flare up once more.
Cloud battled through the darkness that chased him through the pain, and he began to engage against the two silver haired men.
"Where's Mother?!"They questioned, as they charged at Cloud.
"Mother?-"Said the blond as the three collided with each other.
Take 2: Wheelchair problems.
Cloud reached the Shinra Hideout, and was greeted by a familiar red head. Reno charged, and ended up on the other side of a locked door, with his ponytail stuck in it.
"Let me in d**nit!!"He shouted, tugging on his ponytail as his eyes began to water from the shearing pain.
"..."
"d**nit Rude!! HELP ME!!"Came a shout.
"Shachou-sanO_O!!"Replied the bouncer in the other room.
"Rude, look away our your paycheck will fly away.."said the voice.
A few minutes later Rufus Shinra was pushed out from the room to the left. The layers of clothing that was on his torso was all but on. Only his white shirt was on, and it sunk down passed his his with the buttons to the collar removed, ands showing his chest. His white cloak, and pants were gone, and only a tiny bit of his duck boxers showed. He would have clothed himself, but the handcuffs that bound both of his arms to one side of the chair had no key.
"Did the attack take away your clothes?"asked Cloud Stupidly.
The Shinra President glared at Cloud with the "You better not say anything" look. Cloud just snickered, and watched as Rufus went on about how he wanted to save the world, and bring smiles back to the children's faces. Though, his naked state brought a smile to a certain ninja.
Take 3: Loz Attacks.
The silver haired man found himself buried deep in the ground of the old abandoned church. He was brought down by the famous Tifa Lockheart. He often wondered what had brought him to a life like this, but one thing was clear: If he wanted something better he would have to fight his way through anything.
The victory ring tone filled the chapel, as Loz pulled himself up from under the debris of the church.
He answered his cell.
"She's not here..."He said sadly.
"I'm NOT Crying!!"He shouted a few seconds later.
After awhile, he nodded though people cant see him through a phone.
"I see, so thats two pepperoni Pizzas, 1 two liter of Pepsi, and three orders of breadsticks.."He said, repeating an order.
The embodiment of Sephiroth's strength planted a pizza delivery hat on his head, and walked out of the chapel.
Take 4: Perverted Ninja.
Bahamut Sin was trashing the city. Everyone everywhere was running in circles. It was strange to see a hundred, or so, people running in a circle to get away from a giant dragon. However, Cloud's company was there, and fighting to destroy the beast.
The young ninja was running up a big skyscraper, but the pouch on her back side had opened, and a small deck of cards fell to the city ground.
"Oh no!!"Shouted the ninja, as she released herself from the wall and landed on the ground.
She looked to see a group of girls, and a very feminine boy playing a card game.
"Got any 3s?"
"No, Go fish!"
The boy drew a card from the pile.
Yuffie looked to see her most cherished possession.
A big deck of cards, with pictures of a nude Rufus Shinra was being used to play go fish.
Take 5: Uh...Right
The FFVII Fangirls were getting pretty out of hand. They obsessed over three men. Cloud, Sephiroth, and Vincent., all other males in the series were obsolete, and were not worthy of being in such a great series.
Meanwhile, Cloud's group was fighting a giant dragon. The fighting formation used by the group was pretty simple, Shoot, bite, yell, throw, shoot, and stab. It was proving to be pretty useful, until Cid was knocked through the roof of a fangirl house.
She noticed the greasy, smelly fool that lay on her bed knocked out. Quickly, she called her friends, and they called their friends, and so on, Until over 30 girls stood at the foot of the bed.
3 hours later.
Cid stepped onto the street, only covering his body with an old street sign, nd he had thousands of scribbles, and comments written all over him.. He made his way over to Tifa, and the others. However, the sign wasn't bendable.
"Uh..Hello..Tifa...O///O//"Said the pilot.
Tifa, and barret starred down at Cid, looking horrified.
"The fangirls get you?"asked Barret.
The exposed Cid, just nodded.
"OMG! They shaved off all of your pubic hair!!
"Shouted the dark haired bar tender.Cid looked off into the side of a building with shifty eyes.
"Uh...Right"
Take 6: Big Meanie
The two turks were fighting with Kadaj's crew. They fought, and fought, until both groups were exhausted.
Rude's glasses broke, but he quickly recovered to pull out another pair.However, the pair he put on looked rather different. They were a light shade of pink, and on the horns of the glasses, small stars were colored in.
Reno,Loz, and Yazoo all stared at Rude.
"What?!"He questioned before the fight stated again.
After a few minutes of fighting the groups stopped to converse for a few seconds.
"Some mother you have,"Said Reno sarcastically,"I'm sure she was great in the bedroom.
Yazoo and Loz glared.
"How dare you speak of our mother that way?!"shouted Yazoo.
"yeah! You big Meanies,"Said Loz.
Reno, Rude, and even Yazoo stared a Loz.
Take 7: Final Battle
The silver haired Tyrant floated into the sky, his one black wing keeping him afloat. The sky grew dark, as Cloud looked up in despair and hatred of the man in front of him.
"tell me what you cherish, so that I may have the pleasure of taking it from you,"Said the cold man, as he poised his sword.
"There's nothing I don't Cherish!!"Shouted Cloud, as he charged for him.
The two were interrupted as loud music filled the area.
The airship had been mutinied, and Yuffie, and Tifa now piloted it, as they let it's stereo system blast out a love song.
Only when I stop to think
About you, I know
Only when you stop to think
About me, do you know
I hate everything about you
Why do I love you
You hate everything about me
Why do you love me
I hate
You hate
I hate
You love me
I hate everything about you
Why do I love you
